The Peace is no More

Today we go to war against the clan of the yams! They refuse to worship Mangore and instead, claim that the yam is the god-fruit. It is not even a real fruit! It is a toober, which means it grows in the dirt. You relieve yourself in the dirt! You burry your dead in the dirt! But you do not eat things from the dirt! They do not even eat the yams with marshmallows like the Americans do. This is unacceptable. They will pay for their imputence. With Mangore on our side, we shall prove victorious!